The Perfect Body

Last Friday, I met up with a friend of mine, Shin, in a pub of sorts called "Black Sun".  Now, I’ve been there a few times already & usually, Shin & I have a good time just chilling out, winding down over a few drinks. But never have I ever been picked up by a guy.

So anyways, we were just sitting at a table just in front of the pool table(I getto play for free,yay!!)when a group of black guys walked in.  They sat at the table next to us & started to play pool.

Now, my friends know that I like pool.  Sometimes, I’m good at it.  So, I just started watching them & carried on my conversation with Shin.  After about 15 mins, one of the guys sat down & just smiled at me.  Look, I’m a polite person & I’ve always believed that if a person smiles at you, the polite thing to do is..Smile back!  Eventually we ended up talking to each other for a couple of minutes( you know,"So what do you do in BJ?How long have you been here?" etc.) By then, Shin had to leave so I just stuck around cos I haven’t finished my Long Island Iced Tea..

To cut the story short, the conversation we had went somewhat like this:

BG:(in a very strong Nigerian accent) Hey babe, I’ve been eyeing you since I came in.

Me: Oh really?

BG: Yah, so…are you chinese?

Me: Umm, no!!Why, do I look Chinese to you?

BG: Well no..No Chinese girl has your body…You have the perfect African body..

Me: Umm,well, thanks!

BG asks me about what I do, do I like Beijing etc..a few minutes later:

BG: Hey baby, would you like to join us? We’re gonna go dancing..I noticed you moving ya body & you look like you wanna.

Me:(finished up my drink & picked up my bag) Nah, I’ve had a long day. I’m gonna go now..

BG: Aww,baby..u sure u don’t wanna join?

Me: Yeah, I’m sure.  Nice meeting you.

BG: Let me just walk you out aite.

Let me just say that I’d had 4 Long Island Iced Tea within 1 & half hours on a pretty empty stomach(well, I had some fries) & was feeling a bit woozy by then.  So when BG asked for my number, it didn’t occur to me to pass a bogey number.  So I rattled out my number, said my good byes & got into the cab.

Here comes the ‘fun’ part.  Within the hour, BG sent me 2 messages.  "Great meeting u babe" & "Hope you have a good nite’s rest baby" .   That is ok..Next morning, I got 3 messages plus 1 call from him..I pretty much ignored them.

By now, I’m freaking out..I’m like "WTF?!?!?!" Is this normal?!?! A friend of mine just told me to be real direct & tell him outright that I wasn’t interested so I did.  So when BG called, that’s what I did.  I told him that I wasn’t interested & that if I was EVER gonna be interested, I’d let him know..

What he said was & this really started to bug me a whole lot:

"Why u doing this baby? I really like you. I want you as a girlfriend, not a fling….yadaa yadaa.." I just don’t wanna remember the rest…ergh…

To date, I’ve received atotal of 13 sms-es plus 4 calls from this guy.  Heh, I must give him points for persistence but hell, he needs to just chill!! He’s scaring girls away!

By the way, I do a mean imitation of the way he spoke…"Hey baby"…

 

2 Responses to “The Perfect Body”

  1. Maplaq Says:

    better b careful gerl..aniting juz call me and i will be at BJ in no time..

  2. Ekina Says:

    Heh!Wow, I’m touched! I will be careful. Afterall, you’re the token ‘black’ guy in my life right?

    But hey, thanks for saying that you’d be here in no time. You’re sweet!

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